The Council of Elrond as told by Kevin Smith.


If you've ever said aloud "I know that Moe's is next to King Toots, but where is it in relation to The Spruce Caboose? And where does the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center fit in to the whole picture? Well, Now You Know.


Welcome to the California Tree Company, The Tackiest Place On Earth!


Newbornstranger, translated into Spanish, and then back into English...
Google just keeps on getting more, and more useful... First, it was the Image search, then the Usenet archive. Now, the Google Catalog Search allows you to search through thousands of print catalogs...
If anyone is talking to Aiden, make sure you tell him that I reccomend THIS site... It seems like the kind of thing he'd find very useful.


Okay, I have a question for all of you; What happens when you mix
Christianity with Hello Kitty? Well, you get THIS, apparantly...


Sexiest Geek Alive Home Page... yeah, I'd say that about sums it up...


Trevor's Vote For Game Of The Year
Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol (CPIP) has finally been proven to be a working network option, although a slow one...


Wow... web art that is designed to be viewed over dial-up... Sorry all you cable modem people...WIIL-N-TESTAMENT by olia lialina isn't for you.


"it's fun to stay at the..." L - E - G - O
I Like This Page... I don't know why, but I do.
HDOS Enterprises, An Employee Owned Company... and what does HDOS stand for? Hot Dog On a Stick! Make sure you play the game.
The Birdbath... I haven't figured this out yet...
If you've never taken drugs, but you want to know what Marijuana feels like, you might want to go to This Site. It's pretty close.
Gadgets for God, a place to find all of the Christ related merchandice you'll ever need.


So This is what happens if you mix Artistic Intent, Germany, A gameboy Camera, and Too much time.... Interesting...
Go Here and vote for Wil Wheaton as entertainer of the year. Wil is, of course, the wonderful actor who portrayed Wesley Crusher on Star Trek; The Next Generation. The best part? He's winning.


My soul has been saved, all thanks toDoing It For The Lord, Doing Online.
No wonder yogic flying originated in India - Gravity is 1% lower there.
Assembler.Org is an average website... until you realise that the only program used in it's creation was a simple text editor. Then it becomes amazing.
IBM DOS version 1.10 anyone? The Endangered Software Archive has a bunch of old software (and I mean old), such as Dos version 1.1, and windows version 1.01. It's worth a look... I guess.
December 9, 1968 was a great day for computers. It was the day of the first public display of hypertext, computer networking, and the mouse. And this site has video of the whole shebang.


Douglas Adams' Final 'Hitch Hiker's Guide' Found on his computer after his death, and it'll be published sometime next year. A sixth book in the four book trillogy? I can't wait.
CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE is my absolute, all-time favorite peice of anti-drug propaganda. It's even better than Reefer Madness. Watch it, if you get the chance; I think it's a free rental at Blockbuster.
The Voice Actor Page is a fun thing to play around with. For example, did you know that Johnathan Freeman was the voice of both Jafar, from Aladin, and Tito Swing, from Shining Time Station.
Do you think it's possible to become a zombie without knowing? Because, lately, I've been noticing a craving for...Brains and Brain-Related Products


The University of Toronto has a huge porn collection. Really huge.
I haven't even looked over the site yet, but I'm blogging this based soley on the merit of it's title. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, The Power Goth Girls


Bruce Lee's new movie... wait an minute... That's right. Bruce Lee (or at least his image) will be staring in a new movie, thanks to the wonders of computers. There's some clips at the bottom of the page.


Beef Porn, Beef Porn. The file extention is .hum, so just open it in note pad.
ASCII Star Wars... I know you've probably seen this before, but what the hell, here it is again.


I'm already writing a theme song for this web page. Here's what I have so far.

Da da da da
Da-da da da da da
Da da-da
Da da-a
It'sAlkulukuja Paskova Karhu the Prime Number Shi-ting Bear



This is a piece of internet history. It's the first version of Yahoo, dating back to 1994.


Who cares what the page says, just Look At The Picture


Trevor Want
Gawdammit! This is an actual satelite photograph of New York City. Gawdammit.


Jesus H. Christ! LOOK at the amount of money people are selling their Diablo 2 weapons and characters for on Ebay!


All I wanted was a nice bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch, and what do I get?3 inches of penis in the bottle. Well doesn't that just ruin your day.


You don't know how long I've been waiting for this. The Onion.com's take on the WTC/Pentagon situation... I'm glad they didn't hold back on the sarcasm.


Mmmmmm.... Web Art



Sex isn't the number one search term on the internet anymore. It's not even on the top ten. I guess the world has changed...


I'm trying to find any reason to believe that THIS is a hoax, or a joke, or something, but for the life of me I can't.


What do you think?


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Kevin Smith and His Magic Feather is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, ever. Possibly.


Here's a list of accidents that occured on and around Theme Park rides.


If you ever, EVER, need to know anything about The Simpsons, and I mean anything, even something as menial as Groundkeeper Willie's Hometown (North Kiltown, if you have to know), then head straight to The Simpsons Archive. It's amazing the stuff that's in here.
www.bsb.com... why regester a domain name if your web-page is 100 times worse than the worst of the worst on Geocities?
Ever wanted to know which bathrooms are being used in a random hallway at MIT? Well, you no longer have to make the long trip to find out. Some helpful nerds set up the Random Hall Bathroom Server. Will technilogical marvels never cease?
"Alter our DNA or robots will take over"... or so says Stephen Hawking.


Unless you have at least an hour to kill, DO NOT click on this link.
www.Cutoffmyfeet.com... you know, I don't even have to write descriptions for most web pages. Like this one.
Jesus killed in accident - Pennsylvania highway closed ... sure it sounds like a headline from



Wow. It turns out that I'm not the only "T Diddy" in the world.
I guess everything I thought I knew about a human being exposed to the complete vacuum is wrong. Or, at least so says NASA...but what do they know about space?


I saw a picture of THIS in Wired a while ago, but it's even more amazing in VIDEO FORM
Hey, I just realized that Salma is the greatest most terrificest person ever and that I must bow down before her because she is my god.
Okay, so you, like so many others, want to run the Mac OS on your computer, but you don't want to go through all the trouble of buying an Imac. Here is an alternate solution.
THIS GUY is my new hero. Even though he didn't make it to the torch. Especially because he didn't make it to the torch.
Oh, Jesus Christ. As if Jar-Jar Binks wasn't enough.... Are you ready to find out the chapter title of Star Wars episode two? I don't think you are. Brace yourself, and get ready for Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones. WTF was George Lucas thinking...


Britney Fulfils Our Dreams, Totals Ferrari

That's the headline. I'm not going to say anything else, for fear of spoiling the moment...
Jebus Christo. It's finally starting to feel like the 21st century around here. Artifical Intelligence is in the toddler stange. And they're pretty sure that eventually it will be smart enough to pass the Turing test...

Wow. Someone who's not one of my friends noticed this page. Check out Le Blogeur for a list of great blogs (including mine...)
I don't know why, but I just can't getTHIS page to open. It's a darn shame.


Phonespell.org provides a very useful service. It tells you what words are hidden in your phone number. In case any of you want to call me, my phone number is a simple 8-ENEMA-9 on your touch-tone phone..


I'd like to make a nomination forWorst Possible Simulation Game, Ever.


So, you don't like my blog? You don't like my recent posts? You don't like Me? Well, fine then. What are you going to do about it? Why not justBlow me up with big gun? Huh? Why don't you just do that, then...
What do you do if every pet you've ever owned has died on you? Simple; just buy a pet that's Already Dead!
Most people think that the crunchy, partially un-popped kernels found at the bottom of a bag of popcorn are just faulty; failures; mistakes. I'm not most people. I love the crunchy bits at the bottom of the bowl. And so, apparently does the company behind Pop Nots Crunchy Popcorn.
Whole bags full of defective popcorn. Yum yum.
I wonder what the person, or persons, who invented Flash thought their invention would be used for? Probably Something Like This.
.Lookit all that goddamn pork


"We bring pants for your master, Jabba the Hutt." --Threepio The Star Wars Pants Page simply takes a quote from Star Wars, and replaces a key word with the word "Pants". Meyhem ensues.


OverClocked ReMix v2.0 is the place to go for remixes of both classic, and current video game soundtrack remixes. If you like that sort of thing...
First it was Dance Dance Revolution. Now, the next big arcade game to come out of japan; Boonga-Boonga!!!


Mothers and Fathers of the world, a quick warning. If your child says that they want to be a tiger when they grow up, don't just chalk it up to youthful imagination. Find them profesional help. Fast.
Hey, I've got another blog now. It's Trevor's Dream Blog. You probably don't care, but I'm going to write all my dreams there. So now, I've got two blogs. Not one, but two. And you're sitting there without a single blog to your name. You should be ahamed of yourself.


Two things are certain in this world. One; bargain beards will always be funny. Two; people will always look for secret codes and patterns In The Bible. In this site, pay special attention to the "rapturemeter" in the upper right hand corner. Funny funny stuff.
This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet, or in the real world. I don't think that humour can get much humourous than this. BARGAIN BEARD!!!!!


Alright. This site is calledGuess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character. It will ask you a bunch of questions about either the Dictator, or the Sit-Com character that you're thinking 'bout, and then It will guess correctly. It hasn't given me a wrong answer yet.
Now, forget about the real purpose of this site. Answer all the questions as if they were about you personally. Then, eventually, you'll get the Dictator/Sit-Com Character that most resembles you. I got Zach from Saved by the Bell. Maybe you'll get Mork from Ork, or Stalin. You never know until you try.


Finaly, a reason to use that laser pointer you bought two years ago. www.paintthemoon.org want's you all (by "all" I'm speaking to all of north america) to shine them at the moon, in an attempt to temporarily put a red spot on the moon....
I have two related questions. First; how do you make anything better? Second; how do you make a beer cooler better. The answer to the first question is, obviously put a jet engine on it. The answer to the second question is Right Here
Okay, so a man has a dream. Not a philosophical, society-changing dream, but the standard, REM sleep type of dream. And a strange one at that. So what does he do about it? He creates Pencil Whipped, possibly the neatest looking first person shooter I've ever seen. He hand drew every aspect of this game in pencil, so it's all Black and White. I'd download the demo and play it every day... if I had a 3d accelorator.... and I'm still using a Tandy, so... yeah...


Not only is THIS an erotic story about power rangers, it also has the LONGEST disclaimer that I've ever seen at the beginning of it...
Here's a little bit more about those crazy Russian Diesel Powered Boots. Did everyone know that the Russian Military originally planned to use these bad boys againt TANKS?!? Oh those Russians.
Here's the Guide to the History of Russian Science. What the hell is that thing on the front page?


Alright... could somebody calmly, and rationaly please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT THE COMA INDEX!!!!??!??!?!?

Thank you.


Just thought I'd say hi.
Have you ever wanted to be BRAD? I wanted to be BRAD so I went to BRAD: The Game. I've never felt more BRADish, and I don't think I ever will. BRAD, BRAD, BRAD, BRAD, BRAD....BRAD


"Dictionaraoke.org delivers the most exciting dictionary music on the web, EVER!"


Isn't This the kind of thing that Evil Empires do in science fiction movies? This is an actual patent people. The end times are here.


Lets's see...Do we have everything we need for a rocking party? Yes.
Google has anImage Search for those of you who don't know. It works really well. Here's a sample search, looking for Priapus; Greek God of the Huge Uncut Cock. Yeah.
How close is Canada to legalizing marijuana? Oh, THIS CLOSE? Well then, I'm having a party in 3-5 years... everyone's invited.
What the hell? How could pills for your liver doTHIS... I hope I never get a liver condition.


How could anyone dislike shockwave? Expecially Zelda fans?
Isthis the ugliest web page in existance? I'll have to assume so, until I find proof otherwise...
Isthis the ugliest web page in existance? I'll have to assume so, until I find proof otherwise...
Isthis the ugliest web page in existance? I'll have to assume so, until I find proof otherwise...


The Star Wars Holiday Special is now available for download. Starring the original cast (with special guest appearances by Chewbacca's mom and dad)
I've been trying to blog this for a while, but I lost it. Now, it's found again.The Internet Moving Images Archive has a bunch of movies available for free download. Som of the titles include; "1964 World's Fair Report", "Are You Ready For Marriage (from 1950), "Atomic Energy as a Force For Good (parts one and two), and tons of other great films from the early days of motion pictures.
Feeling down in the dumps? Feeling sad, and lonely? Feeling downright worthless? Well, what do you do with a useless car? You sell it, so why not do the same with yourself. Find out how much a human of your make and model is worth atHuman For Sale I'm worth a mere $1,618,330.00.


Stick-Man MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More stick figure fighting...
Trebouches are fun. They're even more fun when you throw A Dead Cow with one of them.... yup yup.


It scares me that I'm loving the muisc in commercials now days. Is the advertizing actually working? Well, regardless, heres a jubo list of songs, from commercials. Link


I don't really know why The World's Fastest Clown cares weather or not you smoke cigarettes... but he does.


Why was every time period, except for this one, completely nutter? In 1903, Thomas Edison electrocuted an Elephant in front of hundreds of spectators...I didn't believe it either, until I read it.
Is Japanese poetery more, or less poetic after it has been crudely translated to English by Altavista?

After taking off o'clock of 12, until
it arrives at o'clock of 16, below in the afternoon of 12 hour summer
continuing meanderingly, when it looks and it is packed, as for the
place where you think the Siberian forest it is the river lake which
meanders, that you know it is the shadow of the cloud, being
understood the Siberian forest where the between of always it probably
will be entwined passes will the scenery of the river which meanders
probably enter looking at the map which does not change where the
person who the in that you do not know whether it is flying is to look
at this airplane? Increasing the gaze, if you look at immediate side,
the condensation trail two and three

My vote goes for "More"


Finally. A good use for Midi files. Take any midi file on the web, give it's addresss to This Thing and find out what it looks like Trust me. It looks pretty good.
I'm afraid to go any further than the front page of the He-Man Erotica collection. If you read any, don't bother telling me about it.


Wheeeeeeeeeeeee. Shockwave is fun.


If you're anything like me, you're in a constant state of buying new sporks. Standard Sporks just can't handle the preasure of both solid, and liquid foods. Well, worry no more, for Tripleaughtdesign has broght to you The TITANIUM SPORK.
Hey, Guelph is on the list. Dumb Laws in Canada shows *surprise* dumb laws, in canada.
Okay, so you're set to be locked in a room, and you're only aloud to take one small appliance with you. You've narrowed down you're list to a blender, and a telephone. Well now, theres no need to narrow it down any further. Meet The Amazing Blenderphone!


Because of the "Freedom Of Information Act, you can now look at the FBI's files on these Famous People. Everyone from Albert Einstein to Malcom X...


T.R.E.V.O.R.: Transforming Robotic Efficient Violence and Observation Replicant: What would your name mean if you were a robot? Find out HERE
HE'D STRIVE TO RUN, HE'D RIVET NO RUST, NOT TRUE DERVISH, IT'S NUDE REV. THOR! All of these are Anagrams of "Trevor Dunseith". Find out what your name spells...
What do you get when you hold your cat up to a very bright light that is attached to your computer? A very angyy cat? Yes. And Cat-Scan.Com
Handheld gaming has just reached a new level. No, I'm not talking about the Game Boy Advanced. I'm talking about The Atari 2600 VCS Portable. Finally, Atari, wherever you go.


Everyone and their Uncle is trying to show the world "The Truth", and frankly, I'm sick of it. That's whyThis Site is so wonderful. Lies. And nothing but them.
Alright, I know you've been argueing about it for a long time, but the time has come to finally find an answer. Who Is The Most Important Supporting Character on The Simpsons... Make your vote at This Site
Well, what does a good christian do if he has a popular song stuck in his head, but the lyrics are just plain sinful? Well, for starters, he could check out This site. It's kinda like Weird Al, but without the parody... or intended humour.


Hyakugojyuuich Hyakugojyuuich Hyakugojyuuich. Neil Cicierega is the creator of this wonderful thing. Hyakugojyuuich Hyakugojyuuich Hyakugojyuuich (I just love saying it.)
Alright, so you've tried Beef, Pork, Chicken, Turkey, Ostrich, Buffalo, Beefalo, Emu, Goat, Rabbit, Boar, Seal and Sloth... What's left for the picky carnavore? www.ManBeef.com
Because it's we are oh so different... An American's Guide to Canada
In case someone offers you a Alice B. Toklas, or asks if you want a B-40, THIS american goverment site houses thousands of "street terms" for *gasp* illegal drugs...


When you need a clown, but not one of those sissy, kiddy clowns, you need Ouchy The Clown! If you wern't afraid of clowns before, you are now.


The future is now. Could a hoverboard be that far in the future? Link


A month ago, i found about 1/4 of an episode of You Can't Do That On Television on a previously-thought-to-be-blank video tape. That made me soooo happy. Now, I find This and I'm even happier. You know you remember this show. You know you do.
File this under "Why Didn't I Think Of It"; Melbourne man patents the wheel
Here's the actual web page for Degrassi the Next Generation. Wow.
The second coming is upon us. DEGRASSI'S BACK!!!!!
My friend "The Count" really likes elephant seals. Really really likes 'em. THIS site proves it.


For when "Baby's First Mien Kamf just isn't enough, you can send your kids Here.
Half.com is both a E-commerece site and now, thanks to said site, it is also a small town . The web site payed the town to change it's name.
I don't really know what else to say...
Okay, here's a simple math question; cute kid + sweaty wrestler + porcelain + $110 = ?
Little Stone Cold Porcelain Doll

Nuff said.
What? Disney, a huge multinational corporation, stealing the entire plot and characters for it's newest hit movie Atlantis from a Japanese TV show? Impossible. The pictures on THIS web page must be pure coincidence....


Haven't found Christ yet?Maybe This web page can help. At least, it might help if you're any good at Where's Waldo...
Somehow, I knew that if Jesus went online, He'd be on AOL. Just because He's the Son of God, doesnt mean he'll make a decent home page.
Google Search: "all your" "are belong to us" -base. All this does, is search the web for "All Your" something "Are Belong To Us", but that "something" can't be base... nope.
Wow. This Site makes a collage from a bunch of completely random images it finds on the net, and it also links to each of the pages that it found the pics from. Gawd I love randomness....
Remember Whigfield? Di Di Dah Bah Dah? Well, apparently she still has a couple of fans. The Whigfield Super Site is everything anyone could ever want. Poor English, Crappy Games, And even proof that Whigfield is as popular as ever. Bandwith waste at its best.
Exploding Dog is hard to describe. You send this guy a title, and he'll draw a picture for it. They're simple pictures, but they're by no means "bad" pictures. A couple of my favorites are Id Rather Be Flying, Huh>, and Drugs Make Me Feel Good.
Randomness is fun. Random Yahoo Category. Have fun!
This scares me. You can plan a trip from anywhere in America, to anywhere in America, and McDonlalds will tell you how not to miss a single one of their fine eating facilities. You can travel from one end of the good ol' US of A to the other, and still not miss cheeseburger tuesdays.
The Childcare Action Project is a small ministry that rates movies based on their Offence To God. Some "Holier Than Thou" nutcases watch movies, then give them a score out of 100. The lower the score, the greater your chances of going to hell after watching it.
Okay, "All Your Base" was fun. Sure. Whatever. But, why stop there? There are thousands of poorly translated games out there. This Site highlights some of the best (worst?) examples out there. Hey Scott; This is the site with the Zero Wing Ending...
Metababy is an interesting web page. Anyone can edit any page, or create their own, all with nothing more than a minute amount of HTML knowledge. It's a spam-magnet, but still very fun.
I'll start this sad-excuse-for-a-blog off with some old links from my "Favorites". You've probably already heard of these, so bear with me. New stuff will be coming soon.

The world's biggest grain silo - grain + some sort of artist + microphones, speakers, and an internet conncection = The Silophone The silophone is a wonderful place, and a horrible addiction. You either speak, or play sounds inside of the worlds largest grain silo, and then listen to the echos. The echos last for around 20 seconds. Even the "Meow Mix Song" sounds beautiful when played inside of it.
Hello, and welcome to another drop in the endless ocean of blogs. Don't expect anything different or exciting out of this tiny web-page. I know I don't. You'll probably just find the same ol' links that you'd find on Metafilter, or Kottke, but a week or so later... But here, you get those links from Me, Trevor Dunseith, and that's got to be worth something... right? Right!?