Does anyone else find it funny that Taco Bell has a contest that gives you Gas?

How well can an octopus camoflauge itself? Good question. This Well.

I know drugs give you the munchies, but this is rediculous.

I've decided to move out, because where I live now isn't visable enough from space.

"Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness."

Some more terrific paradoxes for your enjoyment.

Helvetica vs. Arial, in a final showdown. Two typefaces enter the arina... only one font may leave.

Best. Weebl and Bob. Ever.

I like to move it, move it. Do you like to move it, move it? This Guy sure likes to move it move it.

What is it that distinguishes humans from all the other animals? Well, we're the only ones that make tools, of course.

The Thong Song never sounded so good.

Look at you. You call that "fashion"?? What you need, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, is a freakin' Heavy Metal Makeover.

And, with one fell swoop, the robots Marine Corps News>have begun their conquest of mankind.

At what age can my child get a tattoo?

Legally, anyone can get body art as long as their parent or guardian signs a consent form. However, Baby Ink will not work on anyone under 6 months of age, as their sensitive skin does not react well to the ink.

SILENCE! is yet another musical based off a movie. Just like The Lion King, Titantic, Beauty And The Beast, and Little Shop Of Horrors. The difference, this time, is the movie it's based on