6.30.2007

The Answer To One Of Life's Great Questions`

Philosophers have often asked questions to which there are no easy answers. What is the essence of "being"? What is art? What does it mean to live a moral life? What kind of song would Prince sing if he was two white New Zealanders with much less of a propensity towards hyperbole?

Science, with the the help of Flight Of The Conchords, brings you an answer.

Dif'rent Strokes

There are 6.5 billion people in the world, and one thing all of them have in common is sex. That being said, there is a lot of variation in what "sex" can mean. For some people, sex is a loving expression of care and commitment. For others, it's a touch of the primal animal inside all of us.

For one dork in Las Vegas, it's paying $God Knows How Much to buy a hooker this outfit.

6.27.2007

Gummy Bears!

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Their adventures are beyond compare.
They are the gummy bears.



They are the gummy BEARS!

6.20.2007

This Is How I Lived

From September 1st, 2005 - August 31, 2006 I lived in a squalid two bedroom, one den apartment with Ben and John Fraycaster. Some people have asked me how I managed to survive, and to them I can only say "I don't want to talk about it".

For video evidence of what life was like in this urine-soaked hellhole pee-pee soaked heckhole, see below.

Rated R for Violence, Language, And Sexual Content.

6.19.2007

N S F W

This site has always been for sharing special pieces of the internet with close friends of mine. I can not think of anything more special than this piece of interperative dance. Enjoy!

Doing Whatever A Spider Can To Prevent Molestation


Before Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider, he was a normal boy like anyone else. His older friend Skip taught Peter a secret experiment while his mom went out to buy groceries. Perhaps if it hadn't been for this harrowing early life experience Spider-Man would never have battled crime. It's certainly a What-If issue waiting to happen.