It's time to start fresh, with a whole new take on this same old blog. Longer posts? Maybe. I need a project, and this might be it.
Then again, I'll probably end up making two posts, then forgetting about it for a year and a half.
The ultimate way to make it big on the stock market: Time Travel!
Jim: "Hey Jarred, I'm sure bored.
Jarred: "Yeah Jim... I'm bored too. What do you want to do?
Jim: "Jee Jarred, I don't know. I kinda want to look at porn, but we don't have any!
Jarred: Hmm... all I can find is this bag of green Army Men...
Cobra-la ain't nuthin' ta fuck with, yo. Representin' from the old school, the O.G. Hard-ass GI Joe-hatin' mothafockas, COBRA, aka. the GI Joe Killaz. Destro, The Baroness, and, of course, Cobra Commander, sounding off to mad beats.