The problem with snacks these days, is that they don't have enough street cred. Well, now, there's chips that truely fit into a hip-hop lifestyle. I bring you: Rap Snacks!
on another planet
Michael Jackson, Baby Dropper:The Game!


Check it out

I've been playing this game for a while... it's an online rockstar simulator. You use points to write songs, and go on tour, and release albums and overdose on cocaine, and end up doing commercials for sprint canada...

Well... almost.


Mein Gott!!! I know no one is a big fan of Real Player... but look at this! On one webpage, there's Reefer Madness, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, and Nosferatu! (Plus some others, that I've never heard of). Wowness. Pure wowness.
Prangstgrup is... wow.
Wow is all I can say. Watch THIS movie, and you'll get a hint as to what follows.


Hu's on First
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da...BATMAN!
So, you don't like my blog, eh? Well, why don't you Do Something About it, then?
Finally! I was wondering when someone would get off their lazy ass, and make a powerpuff girls themed Magic deck.


A Hilarious Gallery of pictures of Ron Jeremy, hanging out with celebrities.
Lethal Llama(that should be Llethal) and Litterbox... two gems e-mailed to me by someone named, mysteriously, Fleming. Thanks fleming, wherever you are.


"It was 1916, and things were changing fast. World War I raged in Europe. Dadaism, ripe with comic derision and irrationality, took hold in artistic circles. Freeform jazz took hold of the American music scene. Margaret Sanger opened the first birth-control clinic. It was a good year for scapegoats. It was a good year to hang an elephant.
What would the world be like without the internet? A question I often ask myself after seeing something like this or this
And the moral of the story is, drinking and artwork don't mix. Or maybe they do.
Wow, not only is Strongbad a really funny guy, he's also Web Savvy.

Also: Savvy is a really weird looking word.


A list of real porn movies based on non-porn titles. My favorites: The Three Musket Queers, Mortal Kumbutt
Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory,
and, of course, There's Something About Mary's Vagina
I used to think almost everything that Disney has ever made was a rip-off of something else.I guess I'll have to change that to Absolutely Everything

My God... so that's what crazy people do with their time...


Sure, The Onion is cutting edge satire... but you have to go to The Classics to find the really good stuff.


The future is here:Micro-Tetris.
The Russians would be proud.


I Love Ebay
I used to think that there have been no quality new superheroes created in the past 20 years. But then, I saw this animation from Japan, and my hope was restored.


My name is "qmpo". and I am a lego stereo.


She's been doing this for 7 years, and this is the first story about her that I've heard... what a shame. The world needs more crazy superheroes.
Remember all those great college a capella bands?
Yeah, well this is the year 2002, and they're a thing of the past.
The future is totally Emocapella
The Doors Like you've never heard them before...
It's here, it's here, it's finally here. A new Newbornstranger bootleg: I'm Mega... Scott, as I said, this one's for you.


Just a heads up: My next bootleg is solely going to be dedicated to Scott Gilmore.


Fun With P2P! All you gotta do is search in any peer-to-peer program for "Mic In Track". You'll probably find a few files named "Mic In Track", followed by number. Download as many as these as possible, because they are files recorded on their home computer by people using Music Match. Who knows what you can find?

Check out The Evolution Control Comittee and Stark Effect for some examples of whats out there, and of what can be done with them.


For Boys Only: 10 Toilet Training Tips including the ever popular "Let fathers and sons have a peeing party".



lish: I know I said I'd post the link to the Halloween pictures on here. But here's the thing... Ofoto.com doesn't let just anyone see the pictures... you have to register.
I kinda forgot about that.

So, if you still want to see 'em, go here and they'll walk you all the way to my pictures.

I think...
A quick little flash video, about Michael Jackson, and a famous painting.scream