It's time to start fresh, with a whole new take on this same old blog. Longer posts? Maybe. I need a project, and this might be it.
Then again, I'll probably end up making two posts, then forgetting about it for a year and a half.
Two things are certain in this world. One; bargain beards will always be funny. Two; people will always look for secret codes and patterns In The Bible. In this site, pay special attention to the "rapturemeter" in the upper right hand corner. Funny funny stuff.