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Now that all that's out of the way, I bring unto you, Multiple Breast Galleries

Mmmm....ACTION COMICS NO. 1, online. A piece of history, fo' sho'

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Mmmm... Britney Spears...I'd love to get a piece of her!

I'm not sure whether these guys make tiny gears, or breed giant bugs... but either way, I'm impressed.

Ummm... is this the logical progression of geek rock? Be sure to check out the videos on the side.

Plug in your favorite URL here and listen to the beautiful music it makes.

Ooooh.... the official Hormel Foods take on the uses of the wordSPAM

Don't click here if you don't like pie, or shockwave... otherwise, feel free to click away.

Hillside Festival Schedule has been released. Looks like candy coated brilliance. Look: Noah 23's sharing a stage with Bullfrog! And the Constantines are playing with By Divine Right!

Ronco, Ronco, RONCO!!!!

I don't remember if I've blogged this before... but if I haven't, shame on me. And if I have, here it is again, for your viewing pleasure: PIPS:lab

Atari Adventure playable online.

The Future of the Past is Now!

Weezer's string of great videos continues with their new single Keep Fishin'...

It's just a shame their songs can't keep the same quality...

Go ahead. Poke the Bunny... You know you want to.

Just go ahead. Poke the Penguin... you know you want to.

Oh Canada, our home and native land, true patriot love In All Our Son's Command... wow. Congratulations Vancouver.

"Test-firing your donk", "Waxing the lizard", "Honing the purple-headed stormtrooper" and 149997 more at The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator

CHRISTIAN ROCK IS THE DEVIL'S MUSIC

This story starts out with a spectacular demonstration of typical Weekly World News style. You say something crazy, then you add either a dash, a colon, a semi-colon, or three dots (...) and you say something that makes it crazier.