It's time to start fresh, with a whole new take on this same old blog. Longer posts? Maybe. I need a project, and this might be it.
Then again, I'll probably end up making two posts, then forgetting about it for a year and a half.
This story starts out with a spectacular demonstration of typical Weekly World News style. You say something crazy, then you add either a dash, a colon, a semi-colon, or three dots (...) and you say something that makes it crazier.