Look at this! Yahoo News obviously fell for a prank press release.
Look at this! What bounds will science break next??
(note: I posted this twice, so that I can seem smarter in retrospect, when the truth about this article comes out)
It's time to start fresh, with a whole new take on this same old blog. Longer posts? Maybe. I need a project, and this might be it. Then again, I'll probably end up making two posts, then forgetting about it for a year and a half.