Reloaded

This is enough to inspire me to return to blogging.

I'll be redesigning this mofo soon. Stay tuned.

Finally, a love story for the 21st century. (warning: some gruesome images)

Child Pimp and Ho Costumes, for your neighbourhood daycare/bordello.

Moose Factory Under Construction

Spymate is my personal nomination for next year's Best Picture. Why hasn't anyone used a monkey in an action movie before?

Now, I've heard Nintendo Cover Bands before, but there's something about the NESkimos that sets them apart from the rest. Maybe it's their HEAVY METAL style

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphone

For a limited-time-only, I give you all a gift: William Shatner and Joe Jackson's cover of the Pulp classic, Common People

Some people make cars out of lego. Some people make houses. Some people (this guy in particular) make fully functional Rubiks Cubes.

Now, I knokw a thing or two about ninjas vs. penguins... but this Web Game shows such a realistic portrayal of penguin-ninja interface, I just can't compete.

Feeling kinky and thrifty? Well feel free to knit your own edible underwear!

My favorite holiday of the year is coming up, tommorow. Everyone please join me in celebrating Free Comic Book Day, July 3rd.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if This mario-minded freak and This mario-minded freak turn out to be the same mario-minded freak.

Want to hear the latest techno-remixes of Star Trek samples? Well look no further: DarkMateria has you covered.

Spiderman - in the hiz-ouse (keep hitting reload, my nizza)

PLAN FOR YOUR FUTURE: Learn to make Prison Booze now.

When a great man passes on, a fitting tribute must be offered. With tears in my eyes, and sadness in my heart, I must show you this Tribute to Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

You want to watch the last hour of Friends, yes? But it's only an hour long, and you have three hours to kill! What are you going to do?? Kenny G (no, not that Kenny G) has just the solution to all your problems.

Remxing, the old fashioned way: With windows Sound Recorder, circa windows 95