Newbornstranger

6.20.2007

This Is How I Lived

From September 1st, 2005 - August 31, 2006 I lived in a squalid two bedroom, one den apartment with Ben and John Fraycaster. Some people have asked me how I managed to survive, and to them I can only say "I don't want to talk about it".

For video evidence of what life was like in this ~~urine-soaked hellhole~~ pee-pee soaked heckhole, see below.

Rated R for Violence, Language, And Sexual Content.

6.19.2007

N S F W

This site has always been for sharing special pieces of the internet with close friends of mine. I can not think of anything more special than this piece of interperative dance. Enjoy!

Doing Whatever A Spider Can To Prevent Molestation

Before Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider, he was a normal boy like anyone else. His older friend Skip taught Peter a secret experiment while his mom went out to buy groceries. Perhaps if it hadn't been for this harrowing early life experience Spider-Man would never have battled crime. It's certainly a What-If issue waiting to happen.