I just hope that this movie will finally get Avril the respect she so rightly deserves. </sarcasm>

I've finally found a comic funny and crude enough to replace The Parking Lot Is Full, and it's name is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

"Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis." Rolling Stone Magazine uncovers the touching story of one man, and his arm-sized penis. (not for the faint of heart)

What's better than an average-sized colon? Well, obviously, it's a Colossal Colon

I just started a photolog of my very own. I take my little digital camera with me wherever I go, and I'm gonna post the upper 1% of the pictures I take. I hope you find it interesting.

The view from the top: a panoramic view from the peak of Mount Everest. (quicktime required)

Look at this! Yahoo News obviously fell for a prank press release.

Look at this! What bounds will science break next??

(note: I posted this twice, so that I can seem smarter in retrospect, when the truth about this article comes out)

Is your computer getting you down? Maybe you need some new peripherals.

Dear Ahmet Zappa is an archive of one obsessed fan's letters to Frank Zappa's son Ahmet.

Are You John Stamos? I know I'm not... but maybe you are. Are you?

www.HowToPickUpGirlsAtFunerals.com doesn't quite deliver what it's URL promises, but it's got "How To"s about almost anything else.

The IBM Songbook, from 1931, is a list of popular songs, rewritten to the singular subject of IBM, and IBM salesmen. There's some creepy stuff in here, folks.

Steve, John, Chris, Randy and Larry sure know how to "dress to impress"

First thing on my to-do list, for when I'm a home-owner, many years down the road: Grow Your Own Couch

Take the "Which FARK Cliche Are You" quiz!

National Accordion Month is coming up soon, so get ready.

Now this is what the internet is all about: a 24-hour Karaoke Cam!

Rule One: don't leave a tape of you practicing your star wars moves in the camera where anyone could find it, and put it online.

Rule Two: if someone ignores rule one, feel free to do whatever you want to the tape, and put it online. (ViaWaxy.org)

Child Abuse No Longer Legal in the UK