Okay... maybe One last Antikythera mechanism link... that's it.

One moreAntikythera Mechanism linke (real audio link)

Wow, those ancient greeks were some smart sons-of-bitches. The Antikythera Mechanism is by far the highest technology that we know that Ancient Greece had access too.And Boy is It High Tech In fact, nothing comparable to it pops up for about another thousand years after it's invention.

If you like to see gears turn, then check out These animations of how the damn thing worked

This is... I guess... a tribute to the movieSe7en... or maybe It's an official thing.

Or maybe it's...

or maybe it's...

The Racial Slur Database... just in case you didn't know if you were a Wigger or a Moon Cricket.

Nothing more fun than Molesting Miners!

Scott Gilmore: I need your braaaaaaaaiiiiii- wait... no. Scratch that. What I meant to say is I need your e-mail address. Not brains. E-mail. You're sweet, sweet, nourishing e-mail addresss. Who said anything about brains? Are you accusing me of something? That's absurd! I'm no zombie, if that's what you're trying to say. Hell, I wouldn't eat your brains if they were sitting right in front of me, that's how much I'm Not a zombie.
So get any zombie-related thoughts out of your head. And your brain. Your delicious, delicious, brain-meats.
Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnns!!!!1!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!!

Ahem

_brains

Finally: a tooth paint that won't come off when I take a drink.

This guy get's famous comic book artists to draw pictures of their characters standing on, or near a cliff.

Go Kitten Vikings Go!

Oooh yeah... some kick-ass Optical Illusions... Boo-ya!

Alright... so your D&D character has destroyed a Red Great Wrym Dragon, Pelor's Avatar, and more Beholders than you can count. So, game's over... right? Wrong. See how you can handleThe Secret Cow Level!!! Mooooah-hah-ha-ha!!!! (PDF file)

Wow... what has happened to the world around us? Free Patriotic Jack O'Lantern Stencils...




I'm at a loss for words.

"Human dignity will one day be destroyed by the United State" - George Bush. Find this, and other favorite Dubya quotes here.

Added Rossum: "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!"

David Hasselhoff is less a man, than a GOD!

Someone stop me before I kill again! (And by kill, I, of course, mean Bootleg)

Jay Mewes missing: Silent Bob has no comment.

Wowie! Another bootleg. This one's better than the last. I swear.

Oh god! The End Times Are Upon Us

I, Trevor Dunseith, have made a bootleg remix.

If you want to hear it (and, of course you do) here it is:

Sexual Moby

Tell me what you think.

PS. I know the middle needs work. But I'm not going to fix it. I'll just use what I've learnt, and move on to another one.

Late Breaking News! (realplayer needed)

The Cheese Family is a wonderful, heartwarming story.

Got an extra floppy disk drive kicking around? (and who doesn't?) Well, go to this webpage, and make a damn robot out of it, already!

This might be of interest to some of you... or, at very least, one of you: Acapella Heaven... the front page has the downloadables, the archive has every acapella available.

Got a few hundred dollars to spend? Got some spare time? Well, why not Break The Speed Of Light?

Just when you thought we knew everything on the face of the earth... well... we find something underneath it

Wow... Vintage Underwear by the pound! Make sure you check out the... well, just about everything.

Look: Mapquest is dumb!

101 Reasons to love Jean Chretien: Number 49

How good are you at telling a rump roast from a guy who just fell off his motorcycle going 100 mph? Find out, at Meat or Accident

What is...The Matwix?

History in the making: The First Ever Documented Use Of A Smiley, dating all the way back to 1982. Wow... it's older than I am by a month or so...

Sorta like the kill everyone project, but with less point, here is HoldTheButton.com

Kalarippayattu - World's Oldest Martial Art? Maybe. But any martial art that requires extensive massage is a-okay in my books.

You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Test Created By

Glowing Mice! Glowing Mice

Remember guys..

Gotta love The Onion

Scary stuff:

Warning
this link may be dangerous to your hard-drive
Create a directory on your hard-drive called C:\test
Put some files that you don't care about (empty text files, for example) inside of said directory.

Click on This Link, hit cancel, then finish, and poof! All the files in test have been deleted.

I know kids say the darndest things... but, apparantly, So Do Scientists.

9.09.2002

Check out the official website of the International Federation of Competitive Eating...and, as always, don't miss The Video

Space Freakin' Rocks

This is just one of the many wonderful stories you'll find at the Parking Lot Is Full Mailing List Archives

Yet another fantastic web-comic.

Schoolio's still going well.
Here's a little bit of strangeness that happened today:

My English class has collectively decided that I look like a celebrity. However, they're devided as to which one.

I'm either

A)
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo (generally refered to as "That Weezer Guy")

or

B)
The Muppet Show's Fozzie Bear (generally refered to as "Fonzie Bear)

Here's me, in case you don't know what I look like

So which one is it? Rivers or Fozzie?

Fozzie the Bear Rivers the Rock Star

View the results Hosted by WebEnalysis

I'm dying to know.

Flying Toilets: Not as futuristic as they sound.

Let's call Pub Fight a "tribute" to What's Better shall we?

Best non-porn use of porn soundtrack EVER

One step closer, to a brighter tommorow... And by "brighter", of course, I mean "smokier"...

China has decided to use the Great Firewall of China to block Chinese people from viewing Google...

Scary Go Round is one of my favorite ongoing web-comics these days. Start at the first one, and read your way up to today.

NnnnnnICE! Freestylin' Wheelbarrowin'
Finally, an extreme sport for the everyman.

: Was Hitler a vegetarian? Inquiring minds want to know.

FINALLY! - I love Jean Chretien...

I can't believe I only got a 10 out of 12.

Thank God! I don't know how I've surfed the web for this long without the benefit of these pants... I know they're designed for quadriplegics... but I'm sure web-junkies could find them just as useful.