Flash + Kittens + The White Stripes = Whaterver the hell this is...

The God & Devil Show is just one of the many Mondo Mini Shows that are worth checking out.

I have no particular reason to blog this Church's webpage... I just like their motto. That's pretty much all there is to it.

I might as well just change the theme of this blog to "Reasons It's Becoming the FREAKIN' FUTURE!

I'm sickened, truely sickened, by this Ramones tribute album...

Here are some Amazing High Speed Videos for your viewing pleasure.

Anyone want to know the real reason I want to be a firefighter?

What do you do if you have a lot of Fanicom cartridges? ???!!???

Look: Your favorite band is For Sale! (cheap)

A little bit of info about my favorite artist...

Learn to cook...With Monkey!

Oh, and also, check out T-Shirt Hell. Buy me something, and I'll love you forever. (a big ol' thank you to Blitz fo' that link)

I think I'd be a lot more interested in Catholicism if they made a few minor changes.

For example, when you're taking Communioni, instead of serving consecrated bread and wine, they should serve consecrated Necco Wafers and Jones Soda...

I mean, why should dry wine and stale bread get all the fun of being the flesh and blood of Christ?

Yay Redesign!
I finally gave myself some sort of style.
It's about time.
But I'm still no web-master.
I started off using Corel Wordperfect...
I had to do most of it manually though..

But, I think it worked out for the best.
I hope.

And, I hope you all like grapefruit too...

Seriously guys... When did it become the future, and why didn't I notice until now?

No link... just a really fine quote:

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage

The Dysfunctional Family Circus has been around for ages... but this is, by far, the largest archive I've ever seen!

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!

What could be better than Dilbert? Well... This , for starters...

My mind's just full of crazy thoughts... like, what would this blog look like, if it was written by someone besides me... Like, for example, Jean Chretien...

Another sleepless night avoided, thanks to The Chretienizer!

What do you get when you combine an Atari, a NES, a Xbox, a GameCube, a PS2, and a gaming PC? Well, you getTHIS, I suppose...

Yet another good reason to Damn The Man!

Brainy Beanies: Like beanie babies... but instead of cute animals, they're famous thinkers.

All your base are belong to... ah, forget about it. Is this thing officially dead yet? What aboutthis one?

This Story's Got Everything: Drugs, Death, Experimental Psychology, Elephants... did I mention the drugs?

Pee-Mail alone is pretty fun... but once you finish yours, and view it, mess around with the numbers in the url to see what other people have written in pee.
Or, just use =0; --e) if (isDigit(L.charAt(e))) { for(s=e-1; s>=0; --s) if (!isDigit(L.charAt(s))) break; break; } ++s; if (e<0) return; oldNum = L.substring(s,e+1); newNum = "" + (parseInt(oldNum,10) + IB); while (newNum.length < oldNum.length) newNum = "0" + newNum; location.href = L.substring(0,s) + newNum + L.slice(e+1); })();">This Bookmarklette to go through the peemails one by one.

This is a pretty nifty trick... it took me a little while to figure it out....

Jebus H. Christ! Go HERE and click on the link entitled "The List"


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You'll enjoy. I promise.

This has gotta be the most comprehensive Toy Raygun site on the internet today.

Welcome to Japander.com, the home of Japanese commercials staring western celebs.

Nate Pommer is less a film maker, than a GOD... (he's the fella what made all them pretty movin' pitures for the Monkey Vs. Robot music video)

First, it was skin... now, it's all about MEAT.

Thought gaz-guzzling SUVs were a dying breed? Think Again.

Two things get me about This Story. One: that it actually happened. Two: that the Sun had to describe GI Joe as being "similar to Action Man "... those crazy Brits.

This has always been one of my favorite sites. Textfiles.com is an archive or old texts from the pre-history of online life: the BBS era.

Hey... here's the official notice from the Yacht Naming Contest saying that I won.

SKIN!

Women Only Need Apply

Tesk your Mad Skillz, by taking The 8 Bit Movie Challenge, and see if you can figure out which celebrity is shown in an old, old, OLD video game.